Breastfeeding is tough and if you are going through the “not so natural” phase of breastfeeding, let these Funny breastfeeding quotes make your day!
If you are a first-time mom and have been breastfeeding for a few days, you know by now that it is not so natural after all and there is a steep learning curve for both of you. Not to mention those breastfeeding challenges – sore nipples, clogged milk ducts, and milk supply issues.
No matter what stage of breastfeeding you are in, when it gets tough, turn to these downright funny breastfeeding quotes to not only make you laugh but to get you going.
These hilarious breastfeeding quotes are written by moms who have gone through the challenges of breastfeeding and have come up with the quotes that sum up breastfeeding very nicely.
Here are 23 Funny breastfeeding quotes to make you laugh and keep you going!
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23 Funny Breastfeeding Quotes
Breastfeeding quotes that make you laugh and keep you going are worth reading over and over again.
“Though breastfeeding is supposed to be the most natural thing ever, it seems like a rich-people sport for all the stuff we buy to help.”
–Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch
“Does breast milk come in chocolate”?
“Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind”.
“Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples.”
–Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch
“There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers, and the cat can’t get it”.
“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages”.
“I feel like a milkmaid, but it is worth it”.
“As a breastfeeding mother, you are basically just meals on heels”.
“If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we’re breastfeeding superheroes.”
-Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch
“They do say breastfeeding is nature’s lipo.”
“The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated.”
-Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch
“People say, ‘You’re still breast-feeding, that’s so generous.’ Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It’s sort of like natural liposuction. I’d carry on breastfeeding for the rest of my life if I could.”
-Helena Bonham Carter
“An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.”
– Tori Amos
“Don’t bite the boob that feeds you.”
“Nursing gives you superhuman powers. How else could I be doing all this when I’m usually a sleepaholic?”
“There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we’d all been weaned too soon.”
“I make milk. What’s your superpower?”
“Whoever said ‘there’s no use crying over spilled milk’ obviously never pumped six ounces and accidentally spilled it.”
“…when people say that breastfeeding is ‘free,’ I want to hit them with a two-by-four. It’s only free if a woman’s time is worth nothing.”
“If anything else woke up every 45 minutes during the night demanding to see my wife’s breasts, you kill it.”
“After we got home from the hospital, I didn’t shower for a week, and then John and I were like, ‘Let’s go out for dinner.’ I could last only about an hour because my boobs were exploding. When the milk first comes in, it’s like a tsunami. But we went, just to prove to ourselves that we could feel normal for a second.”
“Breast milk is better than any udder milk”!
“Do not nurse a kid who wears braces”.
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