Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

19+ Funny Breastfeeding Quotes to Make you Laugh

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Breastfeeding is tough and if you are going through the “not so natural” phase of breastfeeding, let these Funny breastfeeding quotes make your day!

If you are a first-time mom and have been breastfeeding for a few days, you know by now that it is not so natural after all and there is a steep learning curve for both of you. Not to mention those breastfeeding challenges – sore nipples, clogged milk ducts, and milk supply issues.

If you have gone through all the breastfeeding challenges and just started thinking that you have mastered the skill of breastfeeding, something comes up – slacker boob!

No matter what stage of breastfeeding you are in, when it gets tough, turn to these downright funny breastfeeding quotes to not only make you laugh but to get you going.

These hilarious breastfeeding quotes are written by moms who have gone through the challenges of breastfeeding and have come up with the quotes that sum up breastfeeding very nicely.

Here are 23 Funny breastfeeding quotes to make you laugh and keep you going!

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23 Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

Breastfeeding quotes that make you laugh and keep you going are worth reading over and over again.

Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Though breastfeeding is supposed to be the most natural thing ever, it seems like a rich-people sport for all the stuff we buy to help.”

Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Does breast milk come in chocolate”? 

Author Unknown


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind”. 

Mike Harding


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples.”

Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers, and the cat can’t get it”.

-Irena Chalmers


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages”.

-Florence Williams


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“I feel like a milkmaid, but it is worth it”.

 -Miranda Kerr


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“As a breastfeeding mother, you are basically just meals on heels”.

-Kathy Lette


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we’re breastfeeding superheroes.”

-Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“They do say breastfeeding is nature’s lipo.”

-Ana Ortiz


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated.”

-Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“People say, ‘You’re still breast-feeding, that’s so generous.’ Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It’s sort of like natural liposuction. I’d carry on breastfeeding for the rest of my life if I could.”

-Helena Bonham Carter


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.”

– Tori Amos


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Don’t bite the boob that feeds you.”

-Author Unknown


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

 “Nursing gives you superhuman powers. How else could I be doing all this when I’m usually a sleepaholic?”

-Gwen Stefani


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we’d all been weaned too soon.”

-Günter Grass


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“I make milk. What’s your superpower?”

-Unknown


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Whoever said ‘there’s no use crying over spilled milk’ obviously never pumped six ounces and accidentally spilled it.”

-Author Unknown


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“…when people say that breastfeeding is ‘free,’ I want to hit them with a two-by-four. It’s only free if a woman’s time is worth nothing.”

-Hanna Rosin


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“If anything else woke up every 45 minutes during the night demanding to see my wife’s breasts, you kill it.”

-Ryan Reynolds


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“After we got home from the hospital, I didn’t shower for a week, and then John and I were like, ‘Let’s go out for dinner.’ I could last only about an hour because my boobs were exploding. When the milk first comes in, it’s like a tsunami. But we went, just to prove to ourselves that we could feel normal for a second.”

-Emily Blunt


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

“Breast milk is better than any udder milk”!

-Author Unknown


Funny Breastfeeding Quotes

 “Do not nurse a kid who wears braces”.

-Author Unknown


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10 thoughts on “19+ Funny Breastfeeding Quotes to Make you Laugh”

  1. Hey Pranali,

    Wow what a read. Forgot how well you write and how deeply you inform, this really is hilarious. Thanks a lot for sharing this piece of article with us. I enjoyed going through every bit of this. Breastfeeding really brings mixed feelings, but at the end its all worth it. I am off to share this fun post with ladies out their, dunno, it might put a smile to ones face today

  2. Great , I will share this with my wife, she is on the edge of the 6 months breast feeding for my baby. This will really encourage her to scale through. Breast feeding is the most natural thing ever. Very few people realise this. The natural nutrient makes it the best for our child. Thanks a lot 

  3. These were excellent quotes that lifted my mood. I read a few to my friends, who also got giggles out of it. We’re quite the childish group sometimes, but humor is good to have especially in this time. I also learned a bit from the quotes surprisingly based on mothers’ experiences. Great article here.

  4. This is a unique moment in our lives. It could even be described as magical. But there are days when we feel all our energy is drained away and reading some of these fun quotes can recharge our bateries quickly again. My favorite was “Does breast milk come in chocolate”? I wish it did, LOL!

    1. Breastfeeding is indeed tiring for a mother and these quotes are really helpful in getting good laugh about it. Thank you for the comment!

  5. Thank you for sharing these quotes, these just made my day. Lol the first one got me cracking right away, it truly us getting expensive buying all the pumps just to get the milk out or the cushion for the baby to be breastfed. The cat can’t get into the milk os another cute one. The meals on heel is also hilarious. Live them all. 

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